Me when I got a runny nose
okay, but this is expert level parking
which wins, flex seal or spike strips?
petting a dog while consoling a child before starting a fight
waking up early on weekends
how to avoid a ticket
coping mechanism police
why do babies always look possessed on baby monitors?
she just won at therapy
how starfleet really works
i hope this email finds you well
the best feeling!
which elle woods are you?
*sweet* potato spice
McDonald’s stock opened 300 points higher this morning…
Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.
Never trust a chicken
But… my bootstraps…
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Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
Stick it to the oldies.
I was being eaten by mosquitos when my Scandinavian friend handed me this.
In an alternate universe…
See you later you peasants.
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
Trickle down hygiene
It puts the lotion on its felt…