I am a Writer

We shall fight the dreaded virii with… munitions.

Carry on, then.

I could go all in on this.

THAT’S AN ILLEGAL MOVE, BRO

The Japanese take their fresh meats seriously.

Scientists marvel over perfectly brewed hot bean water.

The Classic Epicurean Paradox

The final woof.

Good on ya, Larry.

I can still taste them.

Best response when Putin offers you a cuppa…

Fairy tales, basically.

When they replaced his telephone pole, they made sure to keep the section that contained the bird’s nest.

Good luck debating a master debater.

Aussie boops.