% Feeling Lucky? %

You all suck equally

You all suck equally
We do live in a simulation.
We do live in a simulation.
*sad kermie noises*
*sad kermie noises*
I guess I’m a sapiosexual…
I guess I’m a sapiosexual…
Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.
Beware the arms of Lake Maiden.
Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.
Redundant jewellery is redundant jewellery.
The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.
The Knights of Columbus doing their best, circa 1988.
That’s executive material.
That’s executive material.
Just gimme dat charge…
Just gimme dat charge…
Shhh…
Shhh…
Always has been.
Always has been.
OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…
OK dad it’s getting a lil weird now…
Let the cats use cutlary.
Let the cats use cutlary.
You can’t keep doing this, Ted.
You can’t keep doing this, Ted.
We must go back, honestly.
We must go back, honestly.
…and my vote.
…and my vote.
I+wish+I+could+trade+my+heart+for+another+liver%26%238230%3B
I wish I could trade my heart for another liver…
The+more+you+know.
The more you know.
Owls+are+jerks.
Owls are jerks.
Recapturing+the+moment.
Recapturing the moment.
Join the conversation
What+the+Starbucks+lady+is+actually+doing
What the Starbucks lady is actually doing
Always+wash+your+hands%21
Always wash your hands!
Graduating+isn%26%238217%3Bt+cool%26%238230%3B
Graduating isn’t cool…
Sad+cat+diary.
Sad cat diary.
Humans+of+New+York.
Humans of New York.
How+are+you+so+calm%3F%21
How are you so calm?!
The+Man+of+Steel.
The Man of Steel.
The+feeling+after+sitting+on+my+foot+for+too+long%26%238230%3B
The feeling after sitting on my foot for too long…