She’s a little confused but got the right idea…
Don’t trust the goats, though.
Yet another muggle loving Weasley.
This is how snails dispense their loved ones.
Look at it differently.
OK but what about the child brides?
You can’t contain this.
All hail the one true Tiger King.
In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.
Pandemics are for poetry.
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. – The Onion
‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.
Electricity, a guide.
Masks are tricky, apparently.