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If the internet had a Poetry book part vier (brought to you by my cat)

If the internet had a Poetry book part vier (brought to you by my cat)
25 ways to tell you’re a grown up.
25 ways to tell you’re a grown up.
Impending satisfaction.
Impending satisfaction.
Here’s a challenge. Report back.
Here’s a challenge. Report back.
STOP IT!
STOP IT!
The problem with light sabers.
The problem with light sabers.
OOOOoooohh
OOOOoooohh
I don’t usually take pictures of myself in the bath…
I don’t usually take pictures of myself in the bath…
Who said smoking kills?
Who said smoking kills?
When I argue with my girlfriend
When I argue with my girlfriend
One of the funniest scenes from The Office
One of the funniest scenes from The Office
Why are you eating alone?
Why are you eating alone?
#1 Dad
#1 Dad
The news
The news
$199,999.99!
$199,999.99!
If you ever feel stupid…
If you ever feel stupid…
I%26%238217%3Bm+great+in+bed%26%238230%3B
I’m great in bed…
Occupy+Mordor.
Occupy Mordor.
I+think+it%26%238217%3Bs+an+E.
I think it’s an E.
Hearing+aids.
Hearing aids.
Join the conversation
McMetallica.
McMetallica.
Bill+Gates+is+a+ninja.
Bill Gates is a ninja.
Do+want.
Do want.
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Oh+Voldy%26%238230%3B
Oh Voldy…
Drive+with+culture.
Drive with culture.
Tip+like+a+boss.
Tip like a boss.
T-Rex+hates+pushups%26%238230%3B
T-Rex hates pushups…