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I can relate to this bear

I can relate to this bear
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
the name’s mittens, murder mittens
try saying that five times fast!
try saying that five times fast!
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need
they’ll definitely grow back
they’ll definitely grow back
now your kids can suffer just like you!
now your kids can suffer just like you!
700 years old and still standing
700 years old and still standing
chucks forever
chucks forever
he finally got to have fun at his job
he finally got to have fun at his job
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
the hard part about divorce no one warns you about
daytime whiskey is the best whiskey
daytime whiskey is the best whiskey
a good place to sit
a good place to sit
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
once you see it, you can’t unsee it
life hack
life hack
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks
he’s lived through every injury
he’s lived through every injury