Maybe that's Smokie's dark secret.

Maybe that's Smokie's dark secret.

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

when will society learn?

when will society learn?

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

and then there’s jeff bezos…

and then there’s jeff bezos…

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

the didn’t think this one through

the didn’t think this one through

this can only end in hilarity

this can only end in hilarity

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

they face the sun for a reason

they face the sun for a reason

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots