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i dont even have a date

i dont even have a date
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system
Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system
you know, just the basics
you know, just the basics
it’s been a few years, i’m probably rusty
it’s been a few years, i’m probably rusty
cool cat under pressure
cool cat under pressure
the irish aren’t lukcy at all!
the irish aren’t lukcy at all!
vampire pyramid scheme
vampire pyramid scheme
it’s the same photo
it’s the same photo
money on the robot gangster
money on the robot gangster
what even is the plot of the Mandalorian?
what even is the plot of the Mandalorian?
hands off the stuff i don’t want anymore!
hands off the stuff i don’t want anymore!
you gotta pay the troll toll
you gotta pay the troll toll
is there anything worse than losing your glasses?
is there anything worse than losing your glasses?
shanty your day away
shanty your day away
It’s always sunny in the kanto region
It’s always sunny in the kanto region
his sneeze always goes to 11
his sneeze always goes to 11
He+gives+kids+a+%242+discount+if+they+read+a+book+out+loud+during+their+haircut.
He gives kids a $2 discount if they read a book out loud during their haircut.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+a+billboard+2020
Now that’s what I call a billboard 2020
I+would+never+have+pleased+you%2C+no+matter+what.
I would never have pleased you, no matter what.
It%26%238217%3Bs+for+the+best.
It’s for the best.
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+Seaworld+is+still+in+business%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe Seaworld is still in business…
Flowers+for+your+enemies.
Flowers for your enemies.
Shaken+Astronaut+Syndrome
Shaken Astronaut Syndrome
I+thought+they+crossed+some+lines%2C+then+I+heard+her+speak%26%238230%3B
I thought they crossed some lines, then I heard her speak…
%2Adoubt%2A
*doubt*
Beware+the+dangers+of+polyethene.
Beware the dangers of polyethene.
Needless+to+say%2C+I+got+kicked+out+of+the+store%26%238230%3B
Needless to say, I got kicked out of the store…
Mississippi+Goddam%26%238230%3B
Mississippi Goddam…