Life and Death

Life and Death

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Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

just one?

up? down? sideways

up? down? sideways

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

he put on his short sleeve shirt for summer

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

sharks aren’t our enemy, now matter how much it hurts when they say hello

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty