This is making the rounds again…
You need the 8-track add on, which is extra. Duh.
What if I trademark your hashtag?
Gravity is a myth
The voices of Peanuts circa 1960s.
55 year old gave birth to her grandchild acting as a surrogate for her 31-year-old daughter.
Y’all need Satan in your life.
What a curious creature.
April fools day as a fully fledged adult…
You are my spirit mammal.
He’s on his own spectrum…
Using a sledgehammer to break up the ice in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim
Dark was the night, cold was the ground.
10 million years ago, turtles could eat you with a single CRONCH.
The utility of a gator aid cup…
Rudy Giuliani holding press conference on election fraud, circa 2021.
…fund the police!
OG baby yeet trebuchet.
Join the conversation
Dolly Parton helped fund the Moderna COVID-19 Vaccine, FYI.
Send my regards to your sister.
I don’t recall asking you, guy.
Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?
I blame the Christ, personally.
2021 is looking pretty boinkers…
Thanksgiving was pretty lit this year.
Custom credit cards [are] cool.