It’s toothpaste, I swear

It's toothpaste, I swear

let’s not turn it back on again

let’s not turn it back on again

are you ready to find out?

are you ready to find out?

this reminds me of that futurama episode

this reminds me of that futurama episode

But i kinda really do

But i kinda really do

guilt was never an option

guilt was never an option

the hero isn’t always craving lasagna

the hero isn’t always craving lasagna

phrasing

every woman and man in your life. Let’s be honest

every woman and man in your life. Let’s be honest

full groan

jedi sized plot hole

jedi sized plot hole

let’s celebrate!

let’s celebrate!

sometimes it’s easier just to nap

sometimes it’s easier just to nap

sadly this is true

sadly this is true

wordle before wardle

wordle before wardle

working for the tip

working for the tip