An abusive relationship with life
The Royal Bananas believes in you…
WW2-era poster urging people to speak ‘American’ (whatever that is…)
Public education FTW
Rock it, Aphrodite.
Real news is best news
World’s greatest mustard vending machine.
Tree vs fingerprint
The visual imagery that popped in my head
Dial tone is for robots.
A whole lot of gang member stuff you probably wouldn’t understand…
The problem with stealing wassermelone…
When you’re an animagus and love a public reading of Harry Potter