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Taking a hot shower when it's cold outside

Taking a hot shower when it's cold outside
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
Just a matter of paperwork, brother.
The taters were fecking RAWWW
The taters were fecking RAWWW
Delete the interwebs!
Delete the interwebs!
Works about a quarter of the time.
Works about a quarter of the time.
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Unicorns are less magical in real life…
Do you even floss…?
Do you even floss…?
The transition is complete…
The transition is complete…
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
The ducks are free at national parks this weekend.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Blow me. – Bouquet, probably.
Care for pre-toad.
Care for pre-toad.
Snipper no snipping!
Snipper no snipping!
b a d t h
b a d t h
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
You said you weren’t hungry, babe.
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
How does one wake up from the Matrix, exactly?
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
It’s ugh, sweater weather, apparently.
cat+pranks+hooman
cat pranks hooman
well+played%2C+hooman
well played, hooman
did+he+super+size+it%3F
did he super size it?
for+when+your+pencil+won%26%238217%3Bt+sharpen+itself+at+the+beach
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
Join the conversation
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
words+to+live+by
words to live by
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
The+moral+of+this+story+is+not+about+patience.+smh
The moral of this story is not about patience. smh
is+there+another+option%3F
is there another option?
grandpa+throwing+shade.+lol
grandpa throwing shade. lol
remember+this+scene%3F+Here%26%238217%3Bs+how+it+was+filmed
remember this scene? Here’s how it was filmed