I'm the boss

I'm the boss

Mid-life cat crisis

Mid-life cat crisis

worth the risk

You first. No, you, I insist!

You first. No, you, I insist!

i see a white light

i see a white light

30 is the new 13

30 is the new 13

god finds a way

god finds a way

*unplugs router*

*unplugs router*

only teaching it more curse words

only teaching it more curse words

don’t check my twitter

don’t check my twitter

…and give you a hug

…and give you a hug

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

gotta hydrate for spitting straight fire

What if I use bitcoin?

What if I use bitcoin?

Being nice never worked, anyway

Being nice never worked, anyway

chemistry jokes for dads 101

chemistry jokes for dads 101

Pitching this to Hollywood

Pitching this to Hollywood