The Golden Rules
The physics check out.
Tulip field in the Netherlands seem nice.
This is what it’s like when an entire fleet of aircraft evacuate.
Delicious little turds – Bob Ross, probably.
Shhhh… this actually happened, probably.
I would watch this movie…
It’s free real estate!
I’m a locksmith, basically.
Movie’s have lost their magic.
Meet the Hills.
And I’m proud to be an American…
Compliments don’t suit me.
I get it, now.
upon further inspection, we can deep fry this…
The face of betrayal.
Your breath stinks, Ted.
That’s not how this works… that’s not how any of this works…
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He didn’t even starch…
hodl the jar! – Hodor, probably.
Beauty and the thirst.
The Bantha in Star Wars a New Hope was played by a trained elephant named Mardji, allegedly.
If I drink one every morning, one day I’ll be strong enough to defeat Bill Gates.
Happy Birthday, bro.
Gene Autry’s Cowboy Code, circa 1940.