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Honest Labels

Honest Labels
How much does a hipster weigh?
How much does a hipster weigh?
Tea-bagging.
Tea-bagging.
Mushroom rehabilitation clinic.
Mushroom rehabilitation clinic.
Words.
Words.
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
How women flirt.
How women flirt.
Horton the Hipster.
Horton the Hipster.
Austerity survival guide.
Austerity survival guide.
You keep using that word.
You keep using that word.
I know that feel, bro.
I know that feel, bro.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
I must go. My swing needs me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
The inventor of the TV remote.
The inventor of the TV remote.
Lalalala.
Lalalala.
rainbow+road+and+surge+cola+is+a+deadly+combination
rainbow road and surge cola is a deadly combination
grammar+is+fun
grammar is fun
%26%238217%3B90s+kids+cartoons+have+nothing+on+%26%238217%3B70s+warning+ads+for+kids
’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids
and+then+all+he+can+do+is+turn+around+and+desert+you
and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
Join the conversation
and+we+all+mumble+along
and we all mumble along
and+don%26%238217%3Bt+even+think+about+using+the+microwave%21
and don’t even think about using the microwave!
taco+king
taco king
Is+there+a+bad+way+to+prep+potatoes%3F
Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?
she%26%238217%3Bs+an+angel
she’s an angel
we+drove+out+of+lubrication
we drove out of lubrication
who+wants+to+join+me+on+team+%26%238216%3Beat+a+bagel%3F%26%238221%3B
who wants to join me on team ‘eat a bagel?”
%2Apretends+to+answer+phone%2A
*pretends to answer phone*