Kim Davis at the SOTU

We swiped ‘not guilty’ on SingleMurderers.com

Volunteers cooked 46 turkey and trimmings yesterday to be served to ~800 less fortunate guests.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

The Lagoon Nebula, 4,000 light-years from Earth

Good cop bad cop.

Ultimate noms.

Betrayed

31 years has a price, apparently.

No one calls her until they need something

Beethoven was a genius.

Traffic banana for scale.

Police found a homing pigeon carrying 200 ecstasy pills in a little backpack.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.