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When Someone Is Crying

When Someone Is Crying
Do not crossbreed pug.
Do not crossbreed pug.
Fetch squeak
Fetch squeak
Begin again.
Begin again.
At 20 degrees below zero snowflakes don’t melt on impact.
At 20 degrees below zero snowflakes don’t melt on impact.
Grandma’s eye twitch.
Grandma’s eye twitch.
This is the place.
This is the place.
Warrior Pup Couldn’t Hold Still, 1918
Warrior Pup Couldn’t Hold Still, 1918
I’m a simple man. I have simple needs.
I’m a simple man. I have simple needs.
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Are you nervous to see me on your flight?
Best America
Best America
Millennials. Gah.
Millennials. Gah.
Obearda
Obearda
You’ve just been extinguished.
You’ve just been extinguished.
Sponsored by Black Mirror
Sponsored by Black Mirror
Blind guys first time holding kitty.
Blind guys first time holding kitty.