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That Time When Beethoven Died

That Time When Beethoven Died
Tom and Gerry did it first.
Tom and Gerry did it first.
Let him read…
Let him read…
My patience level in a JIF.
My patience level in a JIF.
Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977
Johnny Cash singing to the first homeless Muppet, circa 1977
A little salami should help with the mood.
A little salami should help with the mood.
Never trust the Irish
Never trust the Irish
She’s proud of her sign.
She’s proud of her sign.
The turtles send their regards.
The turtles send their regards.
Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.
Valentine’s Day can be just OK, too.
We did not see that coming…
We did not see that coming…
Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.
Treating the local mice population to an upgrade.
Goose Chuckingâ„¢
Goose Chuckingâ„¢
And that’s just the problem with whales…
And that’s just the problem with whales…
Activate ultra sneak…
Activate ultra sneak…
She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.
She’s a strong, independent bitch who don’t need no good boy.