This apple aint got time for your science experiments
The White house slogan
To whoever leaves the coffee pot empty:
Be careful with superglue.
The mating dance of the Chilean Flamingo
Jesus doesn’t have time for you.
Anatomy of a fire hydrant
This would be a dream.
Every passing year our relationship gets better.
Movie directors and their muses.
For you southerners, tips for walking on ice!
It was a suicide note.
If someone breaks your heart.
One of Pixar’s darker jokes
The KFC witness protection program.
Join the conversation
Baby Stewie ripped off.
Way less scary…. Happy shark week!
Mail order bride.
Mariachi Connecticut serenades a beluga whale.