Astray in the hay
The age of screen time and measles.
James you’re a neat dude!
The NSA appreciates your updated metadata
Understanding the History Channel
Food trucks will, uh, find a way.
A whale lived for 130 years after being shot with a Victorian-era harpoon
The inventor of the Lava Lamp with his wife 
Harry with a zinger
Carrying a Fellow Student With Muscular Dystrophy To Class
Ineligable for dad joke status…
So long and thanks for all the fish.