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This windowed door turns opaque whenever you lock it.

This windowed door turns opaque whenever you lock it.
Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.
Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.
2020 is going to be fun.
2020 is going to be fun.
Keep the sea at bay.
Keep the sea at bay.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Resist contemptible people.
Resist contemptible people.
Disney flirting.
Disney flirting.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.
When you are too good at being dad
When you are too good at being dad
A fisherman’s life for me.
A fisherman’s life for me.
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
Until next time.
Until next time.
But you said it was freeeee
But you said it was freeeee
â‚¿ Life.
â‚¿ Life.
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!
%2Alooks+at+clock+with+contempt%2A
*looks at clock with contempt*
Brian+wants+to+be+more+than+friends
Brian wants to be more than friends
Never+ask+a+cat+its+weight
Never ask a cat its weight
PAW+patrol+after+the+kids+go+to+bed
PAW patrol after the kids go to bed
Join the conversation
The+sun+is+so+inconsiderate
The sun is so inconsiderate
It%26%238217%3Bs+been+a+long+year
It’s been a long year
First+player+from+Atlantis+to+pitch+in+the+majors
First player from Atlantis to pitch in the majors
sounds+like+something+only+a+robot+would+complain+about
sounds like something only a robot would complain about
50+shades+of+thumbs
50 shades of thumbs
midnight+snacks+are+important
midnight snacks are important
Hot+goat+summer
Hot goat summer
Just+casually+vacuuming+the+lawn
Just casually vacuuming the lawn