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I have no friends

I have no friends
Alaska is my favorite island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
The cake was always a lie.
The cake was always a lie.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
I would listen to this man preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
When troublesome bears work from home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
You gotta let your hands wander just a skosh.
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
NUNS ROLL OUT
NUNS ROLL OUT
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
Make post tortoises great again.
Make post tortoises great again.