I got a heart as strong as memes.
Smoking is for people who want AIDS
One for every cross walk…
Should I buy it?
Getting away with murder.
Snakes are allergic to satin.
Teach your children young.
The battle may be over, but the war still rages on.
The best of friends
Don’t eat me, bro.
The old gods and the new demand that women hide themselves…
Some of you are the future…
He sent the city a bill.
Baby don’t hurt me, no more…
The more you know.
Lunch time was an unexpected delight.
Go for the long sleep, Hulk…
For as long as you both shall write…
Join the conversation
I am the chosen fall princess.
Bear fixes knocked over cone. Thanks bear.
Harry Potter And The Return Of The Lolly Trolley
Gets me every time…
Yes, that is entirely accurate.
I would watch these duels.
You gotta pound the kink out of the sword…
Eating and sleeping is good for the soul, allegedly.