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Goals In Life

Goals In Life
who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode
who pooped the bed? sounds like an it’s always sunny in philadelphia episode
you’re not fooling anyone nasa!
you’re not fooling anyone nasa!
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat
gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat
modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display
modern parenting – resisting the urge to throw your child in the squishmallow display
this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway
this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning
gives “baby changing station” a whole new meaning
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
there is no way the ice cream man didn’t see this person
This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies
This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
this is how many sides a circle has
this is how many sides a circle has
you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before
you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before
You+can%26%238217%3Bt+blow+this+Fire+out.
You can’t blow this Fire out.
The+good+stuff+has+been+circled.
The good stuff has been circled.
Here%26%238217%3Bs+yer+sign%26%238230%3B
Here’s yer sign…
Something+that+would+have+been+good+to+know+YESTERDAY%26%238230%3B
Something that would have been good to know YESTERDAY…
Join the conversation
Ban+purple+face%26%238230%3B
Ban purple face…
We%26%238217%3Bre+gonna+need+more+tax+dollars.
We’re gonna need more tax dollars.
Dick+Nixon+campaign+flair.
Dick Nixon campaign flair.
If+you+leave+a+book+in+the+ocean%2C+salt+crystals+form%2C+apparently.
If you leave a book in the ocean, salt crystals form, apparently.
The+ducks+are+sacrilegious%2C+lately.
The ducks are sacrilegious, lately.
Well+played%2C+Mr.+Shrimp
Well played, Mr. Shrimp
Airplane+Talk+with+Rachel+Romeo
Airplane Talk with Rachel Romeo
When+your+neighbors+are+carnivores%26%238230%3B
When your neighbors are carnivores…