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Wartime priorities

Wartime priorities
he’s been a bad bad boy
he’s been a bad bad boy
toddler means business
toddler means business
i chose not to answer
i chose not to answer
good for him!
good for him!
‘prince charmin’ made me cringe
‘prince charmin’ made me cringe
took long enough
took long enough
never underestimate the power of a simple act of kindness
never underestimate the power of a simple act of kindness
what’s your favorite kill?
what’s your favorite kill?
seasoned corpse would be a great band name
seasoned corpse would be a great band name
freedom
freedom
a delicacy
a delicacy
ya cut me real deep with this one, Batman
ya cut me real deep with this one, Batman
i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke
i love tony hawk for always being in on the joke
biting for better wages
biting for better wages
thanks, dad
thanks, dad
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+conspiracy%21
It’s a conspiracy!
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Join the conversation
If+you+watch+Cinderella+backwards%26%238230%3B
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Words.
Words.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Smell+like+a+monster%21
Smell like a monster!
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
What+is+your+Batman+name%3F%3F%3F
What is your Batman name???
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.