The holy ghost

it’s a depresso

witch of the waterfall

refuse to lose

become ungovernable

baby gandalf

give me your best conversation stoppers

the internet us undefeated

in the real world your dog can call you

tortoise relocation boom

audiobook idea

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

your lab instructor is a furry

she was talking to the dog

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything