Chinese explorer Zheng He’s ship compared to Christopher Columbus’ Santa Maria. Both lived and sailed at the same time.

Chinese explorer Zheng He's ship compared to Christopher Columbus' Santa Maria. Both lived and sailed at the same time.

we need a movie about his life

we need a movie about his life

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

i promise is the last bezos joke i’ll post

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

live. learn. adapt. overcome

live. learn. adapt. overcome

don’t mess with your elders

don’t mess with your elders

sick burn

be a more accepting parent

be a more accepting parent

that’s not worrisome at all

that’s not worrisome at all

stand back, I’m just doing my job

stand back, I’m just doing my job

when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time

when you hold a grudge for just the perfect amount of time

they love him so much!

they love him so much!

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

oh, there’s definitely a jacob

if only he would

if only he would

woah

historically hip

historically hip