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I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon
I’m driving a sedan, not the Millennium Falcon
Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”
Picasso called, said “that’s too weird”
we graduated from Google Translate Academy
we graduated from Google Translate Academy
Obi-Wait Kenobi
Obi-Wait Kenobi
ears set to parmesan frequency
ears set to parmesan frequency
i cast confusion!
i cast confusion!
her love language is attention and misting
her love language is attention and misting
They had a falling out… now it’s ruins
They had a falling out… now it’s ruins
wet nose, slick tail, no guilt
wet nose, slick tail, no guilt
Coffin up style since ‘87
Coffin up style since ‘87
Home is where the meow is
Home is where the meow is
Owl I do is try
Owl I do is try
High protein, higher consequences
High protein, higher consequences
barklord of eternal doom and zoomies
barklord of eternal doom and zoomies
Separation only made him stronger
Separation only made him stronger
Spooky+meat+tentacles%26%238230%3B
Spooky meat tentacles…
Thanks%2C+Jackie.+Agree+bigly.+Outstanding+man%2C+this+one.
Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.
This+is+guerrilla+warfare%26%238230%3B
This is guerrilla warfare…
He%26%238217%3Bs+been+out+with+Joe%26%238230%3B
He’s been out with Joe…
Join the conversation
Fall+fetish+checklist.
Fall fetish checklist.
Hats+off+to+John+for+being+consistent%2C+at+least.
Hats off to John for being consistent, at least.
Writers%2C+take+note.
Writers, take note.
Got+dammit%2C+Emily%26%238230%3B
Got dammit, Emily…
There%26%238217%3Bs+a+PSA+in+here+somewhere%26%238230%3B
There’s a PSA in here somewhere…
I+would+watch+this+Gisney+adaptation.
I would watch this Gisney adaptation.
Don%26%238217%3Bt+eat+the+chicken%26%238230%3B
Don’t eat the chicken…
Hello.+Is+it+Mr.+Handsome+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
Hello. Is it Mr. Handsome you’re looking for…