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Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

spitting venom

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

time to cry!

the math adds up

the math adds up

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

did he do it?