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And I almost felt sorry for her

And I almost felt sorry for her
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The future tastes great tho.
The future tastes great tho.
The trolling will continue till the Zodiac is caught.
The trolling will continue till the Zodiac is caught.
Not getting paid enough
Not getting paid enough
When you’e talking crap about someone and they overhear you…
When you’e talking crap about someone and they overhear you…
A Stargate Nativity
A Stargate Nativity
How can you tell if two people are married?
How can you tell if two people are married?
German Shepherd puppy falls asleep sucking his thumb.
German Shepherd puppy falls asleep sucking his thumb.
Classic Moon Humor
Classic Moon Humor
What time do you get out of bed?
What time do you get out of bed?
Language is neat
Language is neat
ACCURATE.
ACCURATE.
Oh… I missed that.
Oh… I missed that.
Giving it everything you’ve got
Giving it everything you’ve got
April Fool’s, corporate style
April Fool’s, corporate style
No regrets
No regrets
this+is+a+vampire+pool.+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+water
this is a vampire pool. that’s not water
perfect+grill+marks
perfect grill marks
nothing+gets+in+the+way+of+the+perfect+shot
nothing gets in the way of the perfect shot
well%2C+this+is+life+ruining
well, this is life ruining
Join the conversation
because+priorities
because priorities
the+morning+commute+is+brutal
the morning commute is brutal
well+named%2C+parents
well named, parents
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+patriotic+thing+to+do
it’s the patriotic thing to do
he+ghosted+her+to+keep+the+dog
he ghosted her to keep the dog
heartbreaking+and+heartwarming+at+the+same+time
heartbreaking and heartwarming at the same time
I+wonder+what+songs+were+played+at+their+wedding
I wonder what songs were played at their wedding
how+to+boop+an+alligator+or+die+trying
how to boop an alligator or die trying