If people talked to store owners the way they talk to artists

If people talked to store owners the way they talk to artists

He paid his dues.

He paid his dues.

Get this kid a certificate of participation.

Get this kid a certificate of participation.

We only found the ones we found?

We only found the ones we found?

(baaa rammm ewwwwe)

(baaa rammm ewwwwe)

Some say it’s still jiggling to this day…

Some say it’s still jiggling to this day…

Words

*places a call to the FTC*

*places a call to the FTC*

The bird is the word.

The bird is the word.

Not sure what they’re going on about… honestly.

Not sure what they’re going on about… honestly.

Do your thing, Michigan. Science demands a control group.

Do your thing, Michigan. Science demands a control group.

Joel Osteen is the same yesterday, today, and potentially tomorrow.

Joel Osteen is the same yesterday, today, and potentially tomorrow.

Take the W.

Disney rejection letter from 1938. They take their letterhead seriously.

Disney rejection letter from 1938. They take their letterhead seriously.

Good[Rx] App Update

Good[Rx] App Update

Budgeting for thee, etc.

Budgeting for thee, etc.