When you fall asleep in church
i know how capitalism works
this is oddly beautiful
you almost sunk my battleship
tide really does get the stains from the blood of your enemies out
don’t they smell amazing?
i’m gonna do this now
post malone wants everyone to feel loved
i think it’s kind of a sweet sentiment, actually
small lettuce feels right to me
both need to go out at least twice a day
mental health matters
I love falling asleep to the sound of rain
i don’t want it
for those about to rock, neil salutes you
My broken body
How miserable do I have to be?
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When I first saw Tom Hanks
Where you should pee [flowchart]
I stands for an imaginary number
Ebola in America!!!
Trying to sleep
Good job, everyone.
You are 10x more likely to be bitten by an inhabitant of New York City than by a shark