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Passports are for wimps

Passports are for wimps
there’s beauty in the broken
there’s beauty in the broken
they asked the aliens for help
they asked the aliens for help
nothing gets between me and mac and cheese
nothing gets between me and mac and cheese
inspirational
inspirational
I don’t
I don’t
dream house
dream house
a business lunch of meerkats
a business lunch of meerkats
what’s your best “bookmark?”
what’s your best “bookmark?”
you failed to take advantage of the situation
you failed to take advantage of the situation
kids books are better
kids books are better
you can’t outrun this goose
you can’t outrun this goose
no no, you were in fact correct
no no, you were in fact correct
just like when you dream
just like when you dream
do not take brunch away from me
do not take brunch away from me
octo-baby
octo-baby
Words.
Words.
Do+want.
Do want.
Deep+thoughts.
Deep thoughts.
This+is+why+high+heels+hurt+your+feet.
This is why high heels hurt your feet.
Join the conversation
Perspective.
Perspective.
I%26%238217%3Bm+great+in+bed%26%238230%3B
I’m great in bed…
T-Rex+hates+pushups%26%238230%3B
T-Rex hates pushups…
Tip+like+a+boss.
Tip like a boss.
Difficult+to+say+when+drunk%3A
Difficult to say when drunk:
Drive+with+culture.
Drive with culture.
It%26%238217%3Bs+Genetic%26%238217%3Bs.
It’s Genetic’s.
Dangerous+words.
Dangerous words.