How my mouth tastes after flossing.
Harry Potter vs Lord of The Rings.
What kind of tea is this?
Wait a minute…
The pug alphabet.
How to be polite.
Joy knows no age.
Given all this talk about the NSA.
What’s something slow that you wish was fast?
I did it for the guac.
Can you unfriend this person?
I don’t think you understand, mom…
send dudes, not nudes
time to cry!
i should have texted instead
literally what the book is about
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of course this happened in texas
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
i had to google this to confirm. moo
how is this not already a thing???
you will be missed