The answer to “Who’s a good puppy?”

The answer to

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

you had a good run

you had a good run

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

dinner and show

dinner and show

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!