Passive Aggressive GPS
National Park Service
My wife is so much better looking than me…
As a college-educated white guy on food stamps
Dear mom and dad
The speed of time is exactly one second per second.
EAT THIS CEREAL OR YOU’LL NEVER SEE YOUR PARENTS AGAIN
It’s only twice a year…
I also have a sophisticated taste in music.
This is getting saucy.
I’m not complaining… I just can’t wait..
Fresh pressed apple juice.
Frodo and Legolas… it’s complicated.
Beware, the vacuum.