That’s not a real chicken

That's not a real chicken

The baked goods have spoken!

The baked goods have spoken!

I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…

I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…

Just twin things.

Just twin things.

Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.

Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.

Seems like a real page turner.

Seems like a real page turner.

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.

The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]

The reboot has a different vibe to it… [right to left]

Sentient mouths.

Sentient mouths.

Sounds like a relatively good time…

Sounds like a relatively good time…

Poker is lit.

It’s as good as free real estate!

It’s as good as free real estate!

This beat gonna ruin my morning.

This beat gonna ruin my morning.

I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.

I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.

Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.

Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.