Hearing What You Want to Hear
Y’all should try building a wall.
You’re a possessed meat bag.
But that requires less personal info…
This is why I have trust issues.
AAAAADDDD THE COPPER SULFATE….
Genies are sly creatures.
The tri-heart calf wishes you a prosperous life full of love and such.
The Meg is right.
Creed knew this whole time…
The Princess Bride knew all along.
This is great news for gay actors everywhere
Alberta police do not appreciate harmless cosplay.
Harold will not be mocked.
Low key it was a good joke…
Costco is happy to have you stay yourself home, Sharon.
Fear the real killer.
If I had a dollar every time someone told me to grow up…
Go on. Post your best excuse.
Officer protects a KKK member from protesters.
Join the conversation
Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday?
The cutest timeout ever.
How to avoid criticism.
Setting the tone.
Forgetting to shave.
Biologists are jerks.
I don’t trust you, human.
I have Chinese food if you’re hungry!