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I'm not a volcano

I'm not a volcano
https://twitter.com/jakelikesonions
I don’t stop eating when I’m full…
I don’t stop eating when I’m full…
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
My spoon is too big.
My spoon is too big.
If a child was mayor in New York.
If a child was mayor in New York.
Darth Vader goes to Disneyland.
Darth Vader goes to Disneyland.
Mind blown.
Mind blown.
Times Square metro station.
Times Square metro station.
Cat’s Resume.
Cat’s Resume.
So, this guy likes to repaint dolls…
So, this guy likes to repaint dolls…
In regards to the Disney/Lucasfilm merger. Dear Disney,
In regards to the Disney/Lucasfilm merger. Dear Disney,
Be careful what you wish for…
Be careful what you wish for…
We’re looking for a serial rapist…
We’re looking for a serial rapist…
Flight safety… Hobbit style.
Flight safety… Hobbit style.
Wingardium Leviosa.
Wingardium Leviosa.
Almost politically correct relatable Romney…
Almost politically correct relatable Romney…
She%26%238217%3Bs+better+at+listening+than+telling+jokes%26%238230%3B
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Sperm+whales+don%26%238217%3Bt+have+teeth+in+their+upper+jaw%2C+instead+they+just+have+sockets+to+fit+the+lower+teeth
Sperm whales don’t have teeth in their upper jaw, instead they just have sockets to fit the lower teeth
Hittin%26%238217%3B+the+club+after+quarantine+circa+2021.
Hittin’ the club after quarantine circa 2021.
Father%2C+could+you+not%3F
Father, could you not?
Join the conversation
When+Walmartians+Attack
When Walmartians Attack
I+would+listen+to+this+man+preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
It%26%238217%3Bs+never+too+late+you+raise+a+dog+vegan%26%238230%3B
It’s never too late you raise a dog vegan…
Family+isn%26%238217%3Bt+always+blood
Family isn’t always blood
In+the+year+2525%26%238230%3B
In the year 2525…
A+proper+Eskimo+man+hearing+music+on+a+record+player+for+the+first+time%2C+circa+1920.
A proper Eskimo man hearing music on a record player for the first time, circa 1920.
Mister+Roger%26%238217%3Bs+DVD+comes+wearing+a+sweater.
Mister Roger’s DVD comes wearing a sweater.
Kevin+was+ahead+of+the+isolation+curve.
Kevin was ahead of the isolation curve.