When You Want To Laugh But You Can’t
The books on parenting.
Streaking is relative.
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
AND MY VOTE!
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Be good to each other.
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
…some people hike, probably.
Just a barn road tripping through Nebraska.
Texting and driving PSA’s are getting wild…
Santa about to drop the most festive R&B album of 2020.
Let them sleep.
Join the conversation
It really is exactly like this.
What she said…
Extreme zoomies at the dog park…
Well, yes, but actually yes.
Llamas on ffire.
Wow what a fun idea… generally.
PSA – get that wifi working.
I’m not a big fan of magic..