Working in IT…
A fisherman’s life for me.
When your WD40 cap is a little tight…
But you said it was freeeee
I could watch this news…
Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.
Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.
If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.
When you are too good at being dad
Until next time.
The Oregon Apocalypse
Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.
Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!
Resist contemptible people.
Way of The Drogon.
She loves me… ðŸŒ¼
The very definition of bros before anyone else.
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Spa days are for tigers too.
It wasn’t even pajama day…
Raised Relief Globes show earth as it were.
This might work out great for me.
Finally found a beach house I might be able to afford!
We could share a Netflix account, even.
This photo shoot sunk to a whole new level…
It makes no sense to me but I’ll take what I can get.