and then i get kicked out immediately
squirrels love yahtzee
all looks like lasagna to me
i am a beautiful centipede
do men ever shut up?
it was the best of times. it was the worst of times. and then the murders began
pheasants and their enemies
stick to potato chips
your dad has hair
and now this version is stuck in my head
We’re not so different, you and I
Beat to the Punch.
A Box of Fruit Loops, Neatly Organized
Well now you’ve gone and done it..
Join the conversation
So you’re saying I’m fired…?
Man’s best friend.
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
When is it okay to fart in a relationship.
Chris Pratt before and after pics
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.