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My coworker actually said this.

My coworker actually said this.
Words.
Words.
Power Rangers with sombreros are cooler.
Power Rangers with sombreros are cooler.
China vs. Great Britain.
China vs. Great Britain.
He can dance if he wants to.
He can dance if he wants to.
Why I read books.
Why I read books.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
Cold stethoscope!
Cold stethoscope!
One cries because one is sad.
One cries because one is sad.
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
I don’t always find the perfect girl…
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Velociraptor in Melbourne.
Velociraptor in Melbourne.
Baby on board.
Baby on board.
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
Look what the Curiosity has found on Mars!
This is why I’m forever alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
May the froth be with you.
May the froth be with you.
That+officer+was+a+real+cock%26%238230%3B
That officer was a real cock…
Diggy+diggy+hole%2C+bitch.
Diggy diggy hole, bitch.
Ahh+yes%26%238230%3B+the+duke+of+Calves.
Ahh yes… the duke of Calves.
The+case+of+the+missing+bagel%26%238230%3B
The case of the missing bagel…
Join the conversation
the+gato+shall+lie+down+with+the+turtleboy%26%238230%3B
the gato shall lie down with the turtleboy…
Nice+one%2C+Jeffry.
Nice one, Jeffry.
Splish+splash+mixing+potions+in+the+bath%26%238230%3B
Splish splash mixing potions in the bath…
oui+oui%2C+we+must+inflict+the+tasty+pain.
oui oui, we must inflict the tasty pain.
%2Abites+apple%2A
*bites apple*
Cuddle+up%2C+bruv.
Cuddle up, bruv.
Beware+the+fingies.
Beware the fingies.
Kelly+is+all+of+us.
Kelly is all of us.