Oh Ted…

Oh Ted...

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my new safe word is banana

my new safe word is banana

polar bears are terrible at hide and seek

polar bears are terrible at hide and seek

these two really were meant for each other

these two really were meant for each other

be honest

best uber ever?

best uber ever?

when the rider and horse become one

when the rider and horse become one

i was trying to help

i was trying to help

that’s why he can break through walls

that’s why he can break through walls

but hey, at least you’re keeping them alive!

but hey, at least you’re keeping them alive!

now where’d i put that post it?

now where’d i put that post it?

some legends never die

some legends never die

fine, take your 5 stars!

fine, take your 5 stars!

same bill murray, same

same bill murray, same

the cutest sleepy squirrel

the cutest sleepy squirrel