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Oh Ted…

Oh Ted...
http://twitter.com/tedcruz
Why so lonely, cutie?
Why so lonely, cutie?
I need to stop objectifying women.
I need to stop objectifying women.
A great analogy for computer viruses.
A great analogy for computer viruses.
Giraffe baby.
Giraffe baby.
Solar parking shades.
Solar parking shades.
John Wayne as a child.
John Wayne as a child.
I’m on drugs?
I’m on drugs?
Foot petting.
Foot petting.
I looked my demons in the eyes…
I looked my demons in the eyes…
Transform!
Transform!
Our top story today…
Our top story today…
Pure fear.
Pure fear.
Every time I go to see Grandma
Every time I go to see Grandma
Here’s a riddle, son.
Here’s a riddle, son.
Nice song you have there…
Nice song you have there…
Remember+to+put+the+glass+down.
Remember to put the glass down.
Oink+oink+bitches.
Oink oink bitches.
State+your+first+name%2C+last+name%2C+and+occupation.
State your first name, last name, and occupation.
Life+could+be+worse%2C+Calvin.
Life could be worse, Calvin.
Join the conversation
Your+name+is+Jennifer%3F
Your name is Jennifer?
Gets+me+every+time.
Gets me every time.
Come+forth+and+receive+eternal+life%26%238230%3B
Come forth and receive eternal life…
Demonstrate+Value.
Demonstrate Value.
Ideal+child.
Ideal child.
We%26%238217%3Bre+all+one+big+family%21
We’re all one big family!
Tyranothorus
Tyranothorus
Hi%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+Nathan.
Hi, I’m Nathan.