% Feeling Lucky? %

Oh Ted…

Oh Ted...
http://twitter.com/tedcruz
Things I deal with.
Things I deal with.
Here I was paying for it…
Here I was paying for it…
Good answer.
Good answer.
Retirement plan?
Retirement plan?
Friends are like boobs.
Friends are like boobs.
Words.
Words.
Oh internets…
Oh internets…
Oh meme…
Oh meme…
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
How to rationalize eating an entire cake.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Phallic Buzz Lightyear.
Surprise!
Surprise!
OM NOM NOM.
OM NOM NOM.
Sing-a-long!
Sing-a-long!
How’d that work out for you?
How’d that work out for you?
It’ll be killer alright…
It’ll be killer alright…
My+kids%26%238230%3B
My kids…
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+want+to+discourage+people+reading%2C+do+you%3F
You don’t want to discourage people reading, do you?
Let%26%238217%3Bs+talk+more+about+this+emo+cow.
Let’s talk more about this emo cow.
Good+Tip
Good Tip
Join the conversation
Life+after+Death%3F
Life after Death?
A+hand%26%238217%3Bs+breadth+from+becoming+unwound
A hand’s breadth from becoming unwound
Yada+Yada+Yada
Yada Yada Yada
Yet+another+unrealistic+standard+of+beauty
Yet another unrealistic standard of beauty
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+summer+is+almost+over%26%238230%3B
I can’t believe summer is almost over…
If+she+only+had+a+man%26%238230%3B
If she only had a man…
My+relationship+with+the+internet.
My relationship with the internet.
Loki+being+low-key
Loki being low-key