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Let me sing you the songs of my people

Let me sing you the songs of my people
I don’t always get shot during the middle of a speech…
I don’t always get shot during the middle of a speech…
Cell phones through the ages.
Cell phones through the ages.
Just cats…
Just cats…
A very Muppet alphabet.
A very Muppet alphabet.
Am I early?
Am I early?
Words.
Words.
Care about your favorite artist? Buy their albums.
Care about your favorite artist? Buy their albums.
Does that make you feel better?
Does that make you feel better?
How do you drink your tea?
How do you drink your tea?
When I’m with my friends.
When I’m with my friends.
Poor Timmy.
Poor Timmy.
Kittens!
Kittens!
How to work at Walmart.
How to work at Walmart.
Baby polar bear will eat your family.
Baby polar bear will eat your family.
Swimming like sirs.
Swimming like sirs.
Suddenly+anxious.
Suddenly anxious.
Stanley+the+tortoise+figured+out+the+pet+door.
Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door.
Homemade+trailmix+FTW
Homemade trailmix FTW
Jurassic+Park+but+everyone+including+the+dinosaurs+is+wearing+high+heels
Jurassic Park but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels
Join the conversation
A+Longhorn+Cow
A Longhorn Cow
come+hither
come hither
Pot+is+the+gateway+drug+for+unwarranted+search+and+seizure.
Pot is the gateway drug for unwarranted search and seizure.
Sometimes%2C+you+become+an+ant+god
Sometimes, you become an ant god
%2Abecomes+a+divorce+lawyer+who+finalizes+all+the+documents+with+this%2A
*becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this*
Looking+for+a+room+to+rent%2C+please%3F
Looking for a room to rent, please?
This+is+what+a+live+sand+dollar+looks+like
This is what a live sand dollar looks like
Get+gone%2C+hoe
Get gone, hoe