Let me sing you the songs of my people
I don’t always get shot during the middle of a speech…
Cell phones through the ages.
A very Muppet alphabet.
Am I early?
Care about your favorite artist? Buy their albums.
Does that make you feel better?
How do you drink your tea?
When I’m with my friends.
How to work at Walmart.
Baby polar bear will eat your family.
Swimming like sirs.
Stanley the tortoise figured out the pet door.
Homemade trailmix FTW
Jurassic Park but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels
Join the conversation
A Longhorn Cow
Pot is the gateway drug for unwarranted search and seizure.
Sometimes, you become an ant god
*becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this*
Looking for a room to rent, please?
This is what a live sand dollar looks like
Get gone, hoe