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With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.

With their stellar hair and docile demeanor, slowbears are routinely used as hair models. This one is posing for an ad for Panteene Slo-V.
Mark Twain in Nikola Tesla’s lab, circa 1895.
Mark Twain in Nikola Tesla’s lab, circa 1895.
A Union black soldier leading a charge against a Confederate position (colorised)
A Union black soldier leading a charge against a Confederate position (colorised)
Just wifey things.
Just wifey things.
In event of a fire, we require a sacrifice…
In event of a fire, we require a sacrifice…
Villagers knit large jumpers to save elephants from near freezing temperature in Mathura, India.
Villagers knit large jumpers to save elephants from near freezing temperature in Mathura, India.
Can you hear the money sing?
Can you hear the money sing?
Dammit, Bob.
Dammit, Bob.
Yes👏She👏Did👏
Yes👏She👏Did👏
This 1950s tie recommends what color of suit to wear
This 1950s tie recommends what color of suit to wear
Why are you mad?
Why are you mad?
👏
👏
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
…well played.
…well played.
Thanks for covering the gaps in our defense budget, Dollar Shave Brothers!
Thanks for covering the gaps in our defense budget, Dollar Shave Brothers!
The 👏 is irritating.
The 👏 is irritating.
Papa+has+burned+the+building.
Papa has burned the building.
Smooth+criminal%26%238230%3B
Smooth criminal…
It%26%238217%3Bs+all+really+quite+simple%26%238230%3B
It’s all really quite simple…
Where%26%238217%3Bs+my+Yellow+5%3F
Where’s my Yellow 5?
Join the conversation
Settle+back+in+and+collect+your+Libra%26%238230%3B
Settle back in and collect your Libra…
You+can+touch%2C+actually.
You can touch, actually.
Bea+Arthur+can+get+it.
Bea Arthur can get it.
This+is+how+turtles+wear+pants%2C+apparently.
This is how turtles wear pants, apparently.
Everything%26%238217%3Bs+J+E+S+U+S+in+Texas.
Everything’s J E S U S in Texas.
Not+in+these+parts%26%238230%3B
Not in these parts…
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+vacationing+2020
Now that’s what I call vacationing 2020
Jim+Carrey+does+the+best+joking.
Jim Carrey does the best joking.