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Different Names for Things

Different Names for Things
wasted gems
wasted gems
that’s a loaded question
that’s a loaded question
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?
wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?
And you give that subtle approving head nod
And you give that subtle approving head nod
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
i should have texted instead
i should have texted instead
I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!
I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!
spitting venom
spitting venom
what every kid wants for christmas
what every kid wants for christmas
send dudes, not nudes
send dudes, not nudes
i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right
i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first
the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first
time to cry!
time to cry!
What+a+non-bogus+babe+Betty+is.
What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
Beat+to+the+Punch.
Beat to the Punch.
Sorting+Cone.
Sorting Cone.
The+baby+cobra%26%238217%3Bs+skin+is+so+translucent+you+can+see+it%26%238217%3Bs+veins+and+heart.
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
Join the conversation
Every+time+I+go+to+Best+Buy
Every time I go to Best Buy
The+day+after+the+warranty+expires+on+my+laptop.
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
Oh%2C+you+were+at+work%3F
Oh, you were at work?
Well+now+you%26%238217%3Bve+gone+and+done+it..
Well now you’ve gone and done it..
Smart+phones+are+making+us+antisocial.
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
I+smell+another+lawsuit+for+the+use+of+her+likeness.
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
These+girls+belong+to+me.
These girls belong to me.
I+think+of+this+whenever+I+turn+on+CNN.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.

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