Different Names for Things
that’s a loaded question
this flesh prison won’t hold me for long
wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?
And you give that subtle approving head nod
Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious
i should have texted instead
I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!
what every kid wants for christmas
send dudes, not nudes
i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right
as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too
the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first
time to cry!
What a non-bogus babe Betty is.
Beat to the Punch.
The baby cobra’s skin is so translucent you can see it’s veins and heart.
Join the conversation
Every time I go to Best Buy
The day after the warranty expires on my laptop.
Oh, you were at work?
Well now you’ve gone and done it..
Smart phones are making us antisocial.
I smell another lawsuit for the use of her likeness.
These girls belong to me.
I think of this whenever I turn on CNN.