There are cheaper lawyers
Yeah but at least we’re not Canada… amiright?
Look at me, brother.
That’s not the proper use of a semi-colon; though.
IKEA bolts down their toilets to stop people from pooping in the showrooms.
Projectors are a beautiful thing.
5,500 year old shoe preserved by sheep dung and low humidity.
Feed the people.
Respect the provenance
Sniper Team Doggo
A whale hand next to the complete skeleton of a human.
Opportunity fattens the goose.
The problem with princi.
Don’t mind me, he sighed.
Dawn the broccoli of love.