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Let fate take the wheel

Let fate take the wheel
all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety
all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety
royale burrito with cheese
royale burrito with cheese
fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same
fast and furious but folders on your computer – each sequel is the same
the more you drink, the more political you get
the more you drink, the more political you get
Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul
Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul
he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off
he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off
this is my emotional support steak
this is my emotional support steak
but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over
but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over
jurassic park holiday special
jurassic park holiday special
the power of positive affirmations
the power of positive affirmations
adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list
adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list
bring back the cats!
bring back the cats!
algebra is like onion pie
algebra is like onion pie
why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?
why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?
this is how i became the fun uncle
this is how i became the fun uncle
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